dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach

(via hockeyboystho)

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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(via debratrolley)